Tweet thread from a long article

Here's a long article:

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Turn it into a Twitter/X thread. Rules: 8-12 tweets max, hook tweet must work standalone, each tweet under 280 chars, build tension or insight tweet by tweet, end with a one-line takeaway and a soft CTA. Don't number them. Don't write 'thread incoming'. Don't use thread emojis. The thread should feel inevitable, not formulaic.